Whaddaya know.. I always needed a self-defense table that ‘ll show them burglars who’s boss..they’ll be all “hehe now we gon’ raid dis house!” and I’ll be all =_O ..then they’ll be all breaking into my house and I’ll be all “I’m READY FOR YA YA STEALING MUTHERTRUCKERS! GETOUTTAMYHOUSE!” as I beat them into a bloody snotty pulp :3 … but I don’t have a self-defense table..
Whaddaya know.. I always needed a self-defense table that ‘ll show them burglars who’s boss..they’ll be all “hehe now we gon’ raid dis house!” and I’ll be all =_O ..then they’ll be all breaking into my house and I’ll be all “I’m READY FOR YA YA STEALING MUTHERTRUCKERS! GETOUTTAMYHOUSE!” as I beat them into a bloody snotty pulp :3 … but I don’t have a self-defense table..